The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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