real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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