By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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