I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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