i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Randomize
