like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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