physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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