id be glad to
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Dick very happy bro
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