New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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