Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
How does one acquire holy water?
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Randomize
