Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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