Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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