would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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