I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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