So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
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