32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
The uberlube is also flammable
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
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