Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I could have mohawked her pubes.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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