Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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