I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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