GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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