Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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