Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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