dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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