Banned from zoo.
Again?
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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