I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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