guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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