There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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