apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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