he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Randomize
