quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
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