is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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