I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
It was confusing and full of hummus
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
He shit in the fireplace
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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