All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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