Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
YAS. BRING CRAB.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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