And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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