He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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