Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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