Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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