So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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