No, you can still breathe under the balls.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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