Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
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