So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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