I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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