Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
She bit a glass in half.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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