"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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