just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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