It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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