p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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