Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
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