he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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