Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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