its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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