i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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