That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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