I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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