have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I AM VODKA MAN
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Randomize
