but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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